Dirty Keanu

After a brutal amount of sex, the person who finishes last yells “You’re breathtaking!!” And proceeds to body slam the other person.

Mark: “ how was last night? “
Me: “ Oh y’know, I pulled off the Dirty Keanu on her and she passed out.”

by AfricanSimp June 16, 2020

Dirty Dandelion

A dirty asshole

Ryan is a dirty dandelion.

Gosh! Your a such a dirty dandelion!

by Allyscia-Jade September 29, 2019

Dirty Snoopy

N. The act of lying on one's back in existential angst, like Snoopy on his doghouse, then rubbing one out with projectile force and catching the load, package if you will, in your mouth. Also known as the perverted blizzard.

Bill: I had the worst blue balls after my date with Lucy, so I did the Dirty Snoopy.
Linus: Damn, that's nasty.
Bill: Only if you swallow.

by Doc Guitar September 3, 2016

Dirty bathtub

When you ejeculate, and all the semen lands in your belly button. Meaning you must scoop out the semen from your belly button.

"Yo man I had a wank yesterday, and I managed to get a dirty bathtub"

by KevIN$$ November 1, 2016

dirty tor

Having testikel cancer and putting them in ur buddys mouth

I dirty tor in hjalmar last night

by Pungmannen August 27, 2021

Dirty Capsicum

The act of defecating in ones armpit, and then fucking the said armpit.

Dobbo: "I really need to take a shit but I don't know if I can make it to the toilet!"
Mug: "Just dirty capsicum me!! - We haven't had sex in the last five minutes anyway!"

by Kezerous May 16, 2016

Dirty Grape

A. Shoving your nut into an asshole

B. Someone who is being a moron.

"OMG, she was so kinky I made two dirty grapes"

"For Fuck sake, stop being such a dirty grape"

by ematz December 4, 2014