James-Phobic

A severe fear of the name James. Often leading to a detrimental case of alien hand syndrome, the desire to be infected with a 20ft tape worm, lime disease and a decrease in penile length by at least 50%. permanently.

Sam: Holy shit is that James?
Gavin: Fuck I need a 20ft tape worm in me NOW.
Jack: What the hell I think I have Alien Hand Syndrome.
Ted: Shit I think I just contracted lime disease.
Ty: Holy fuck my dick just shrunk to 2cm.
James: Damn you guys are really James-Phobic.

by TedHate43 September 7, 2025

christian james dunn

A super sexy god women all want to fuck a fuckboy of the highest meaning.

your such a christian james dunn

by Deadpool6759856 April 23, 2018

James

A Unique, likely ginger, person who loves the Turkish and has a posh accent.

He looks like a James.
Andy was acting like a James.

by RigDog78 March 23, 2024

James

Leader of gay pirate association. Crippling Ice addiction as they are often from Beaudesert.

Person 1: "have you talked to james lately?"
Person 2: "No he has been so busy running his gay pirate association"

by thomasdarben123 May 8, 2023

James

A virgin

Bro that guy is such a James.

by USdabqueen November 15, 2022

James Ryan

The act of pwning incredibly messy and archaic technological systems with ease and game.

I James Ryan'd that thing. It never stood a chance.

by zingbatboop May 1, 2023

james kionne fields pittman

The most amazing man in the entire world. He is strong and brave. You can always count on him to be there when you need him. He'll love you for who you are and you can trust him to always be honest with you. He's one of a kind.

Allison: "James Kionne Fields Pittman, you're the best boyfriend ever!"

by Allisonmarie May 17, 2016