ur mom

The most clever response to any insult ever.

mean person: ur ugly lol
smart person: ur mom

by Dessanotter November 22, 2021

Your mom

What I did last night

-What did you do last night?
-Your mom

by Doritowheelchair April 27, 2022

Demi’s Mom

Demi’s mom means a mom that is really cool, dripped out or swag.

Hey did you see their mom? Yea there a Demi’s mom

by Milkmanisreallystanimoy September 7, 2021

My mom

A bitch that treats me like shit

My mom just screamed at me

by Kaiden34? June 1, 2022

ur mom

ur mom is always with you, unlike your dad who left for milk and never came back

Ur mom gay!
I know, I have two moms

by TheBestPerson(Nadia) November 12, 2019

your mom

when someone like a friend,teacher, or parent ask what you are doing or ask a question you always say "your mom" in the sentence

john-"what did u eat last night"
you- "your mom"

by i have your mom March 12, 2018

Ur mom

A comeback for pretty much anything tbh

Examples:
Person 1: Hey smell this, it smells like blueberry
Person 2: -sniff sniff- EWW WHAT IS IN THAT THING?!
Person 1: Ur mom
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Another Example:
Carter: Omg, are you dumb?! Humans BREATHE air, not memes!
Julie: Oh, well your mom does. And so do I.
Carter: ...Well...ummm...I-...
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AND ANOTHER EXAMPLE
James: Oh come on, can't you play football with me today?
Liam: Well, the thing is I have a to-do list every day now.

James: Oh...well what's one thing on it?
Liam: Ur mom

James: ...
James: Uhm...oh look, my football is running-errr rolling away! I'll see you tommorow!
Liam:

by RANDOM HOT CHEETO December 12, 2021