Bitches are Fishes

Every woman is different and there's plenty of fish in the sea.

Slippin Salmon Sunday
Minnow Monday
Toonie Tuna Tuesday
Whale Wednesday
Trouts be thirsty on Thursdays

Federal Fishes Friday
Floppy Sardine Saturday

So that being said, all bitches are fishes!

by Cant.tell May 22, 2020

Cool fish

Refers to Chitranshu Behra usually but also means the one whos sensitive sometimes but dosnt care a lot .

Like, she's a cool fish means she's good but she dosnt care much.
Instagram : chitranshu.behra

by anonymous December 9, 2020

Prison Fish

A derogatory term given to new prison inmates. Much like the opening and closing of a goldfish’s mouth, new inmates are expected to make a similar face for their cell mates.

“We got a new Prison Fish, boys!”

“Show me that pretty mouth of yours, Prison Fish!”

by Knows-too-much March 25, 2023

Flappy Fish

Amber Heard’s Vagina

Johnny Depp to his friend “I have no mercy, no fear for this gold digging, low level, dime a dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market.

Overused flappy fish

by Wyntercobweb June 18, 2022

Oklahoma ice fishing

Not to be confused with the upper decker. Oklahoma ice fishing is while still taking a dump in the upper tank of a toilet you flush the remains of that mornings glorious evacuation of your bowels from the upper tank to the lower bowl and aim that meat stick while it's flowing full stream of glorious golden shower and try to shoot the little nuggets of excrement that flow through the holes of the lower toilet.

Went Oklahoma ice fishing this morning and let me tell you if they kept score I'd give r Kelly a run for his money.

by Shyguy001993 May 2, 2023

Fish-cat

When the photographs of an individual look worse than their real life looks, be it on purpose, or due to their lack of self-obsession and/or photography skills.

Dude1: Dude how do you get any matches with these pics?
Dude 2: WDYM? I like taking weird selfies!
Dude 1: No homo, my guy, but you're a fish-cat
Dude 2: Nah man, get outta here.

by AladdinKun December 19, 2021

Pickle Fishing

To obtain the perfect pickle through considerable time and patience - usually using a hand-crafted pickle shank. This proves much more difficult when the pickles are alive. Not to be confused with cucumber fishing, which is just stupid.

Kelee spent the majority of the night pickle fishing until she eventually gave up - and just used a fork. She then went home from the pickle hole. Where else would she fish for pickles?

by FraserMe October 19, 2012