Slapnaldo 

Full time Underwear and Perfume Seller and Part time footballer for Man United that went mad for no reason and smacked kid's phone out of his hand with no guilty and no shame.

Slapped Phone: I Didn't know what was happened, I woke up and injured.
Reporter: It was from Slapnaldo..
Slapped Phone: Damn, But I didn't say anything about his wife.

Slapnaldo by ALTHUMAMACLEANINGSERVICE September 12, 2023

utensil slapped 

absolutely a verb.

To hit another person in the face with a utensil either plastic or metal. Most commonly done with a Sonic Blast spoon but not limited to such. When one says stupid ass shit, feel free to grab the closest utensil and slap the fuck out of them.

Person 1 says something sexist/racist.

Person 2 utensil slapped that bitchass.

utensil slapped by Grand Masta Sloppi Stik June 23, 2010

ho slapper

Person who slaps hoes

Ty slapped so many hoes today he deserves the title of "Ho slapper Ty".

ho slapper by Ho Slapper Ron June 15, 2011

Ghost Slappies 

To be jerked off while sleeping as a revenge attack for being a total piece of shit. Usually the discharge is aimed at the stomach of the victim to make a messy aftermath. When the victim wakes up they will see the cum on their stomach and realized they had been slappied but don't know by who, hence it being a Ghost Slappy. This is in no way gay.

Friend comes home really drunk, pukes on your floor and passes out.

You give him some ghost slappies.

He wakes up and says "Fuck I got Ghost Slappied again!"

Ghost Slappies by gotchabetch September 1, 2011

Riverstone Slapper 

A slapper from the suburb of Riverstone in the Hawkesbury region in New South Wales, Australia. Can also be a cougar or a scantilly clad woman.

The pub was full of Riverstone Slappers on Saturday night.

Person 1: "Dude do you want to go to the Mean Fiddler?"
Person 2: "Na man its full of Riverstone slappers'

Riverstone Slapper by windzaa September 12, 2012

Lap Slapper 

When you rip a loud fart in somebodies lap

Bryce sat on my lap and gave me a good lap slapper

Lap Slapper by Heavy_D71 September 17, 2012

sack slapping 

when you having sex and your balls are slapping against the girls ass or leg

i was fucking this girl from behind and i was sack slapping her ass

sack slapping by sack slapping July 18, 2014