October 19

Official fuck your mom day

You can finally fuck your mom in this great event! In October 19

by FredFredfaz October 17, 2019

October 18

National kiss your crush day

I want to kiss you on October 18, as you’re my crush.

by Urban’s Dictionary October 16, 2019

October 29

National kiss a baseball player day

Hey it’s October 29.

Yea and?
You have to kiss a baseball player.

by Kevin the goat October 5, 2021

october 25

October 25 is national kiss anyone day. This day we can kiss the same or opposite gender. No homo though!

Hey, its October 25. Who you kissing today!?

by testname.ignore October 22, 2019

October 26

National call Shane a pussy day.

A day where you can call anyone with the name of Shane a pussy and not get in trouble.

Boy: hey Shane your a pussy.
Shane: hay? what was that for?
Boy: it’s October 26 I can call Shane a pussy and not get in trouble.

by Lord SKRAPPYASS October 21, 2019

October 18

a retarded bitch was born on this day, she always smells and has a nicotine addiction

Isabel was born on October 18

by Isqbeloo November 2, 2019

October 26

October 26 is national fuck your dad day. Today is the only day you can fuck your dad without it being illegal. Your welcome

Person 1: my dad is so hot I wanna fuck him so bad
Person 2: just wait till October 26 you can fuck him all you want cause it’s legal for the day

by Dumb ugly fat bitch Brooke October 25, 2019