shit jockey

a guy that talks every gurl he gets with into butt sex.

"im all about the butt man, im a fuckin shit jockey."

by Ian June 17, 2006

Shit and Chips

A term to describe a undefined, undecided meal (usu. Evening Meal). Used by the Cook or Chef when either stressed, in a bad mood or can't be bothered.

Dave: What's for dinner tonight?
Zoe: Shit and Chips

by Dave O'Brien September 21, 2006

Shit-Talking

When someone talks shit.

Jasper, I'm sick sick of your shit-talking

by JoblessHalfling November 10, 2014

Bad Shit

1. Weed spiked you nasty suff like kerosene.
2. The shit that a stranger gives you saying it's weed, when infact it's ethnobotanical (legal) shit.

- Dude, what the fuck is this shit?! I feel like shit!
- Man, I dunno... but it's some Bad Shit

by Ten_Hands December 15, 2011

SHIT STIRER

one who enjoys winding others up , by pissing them off and sitting back to watch the sparks fly as they kick seven shades of shite out of each other ,,,,like my boss catherine ,,,,,,lol

your nothing but a shit stirring we shite

by MEECH October 9, 2004

math and shit

In reference to Asians' stereotypical adeptness at math, and other intellectual things. It is somewhat of an internet meme.

He's Asian, so he must like math and shit.

by Aesling January 2, 2009

shit-weasel

In the corporate world, a shit weasel is a person of similar or higher rank who'll stab you in the back, deny he did it, and blame you for the stabbing. The shit-weasel will deflect blame off of himself/herself in order to maintain his/her reputation at all cost.

That shit-weasel just blamed me for the failure of his own system and convinced the SVP it was my responsibility to begin with. Now I'm in hot water and he's getting his bonus.

by ronmag November 27, 2011