Swerve on my swag

(verb) moving out of the way of someone else’s coolness and or sexiness.

Swerve on my swag, Kevin. As in, step out of the way of my swag because you cannot handle it.

by Lord_Jorge July 28, 2019

squeeze my weenier

"squeeze my weenier " is a term that ohmwrecker/masked-gamer said whilst trying to get a point in cards against humanity and still get ad revenue at the same time but because YouTube is so bad he or his friends wont get ads anyway because the ad-pocalypse has struck

3rd grade boy: hey girl ya wanna go under the stairs after period 3 and squeeze my weenier ?
girl: ewwww
3rd grade boy: i can make it move like a caterpillar girl

girl: still no yet impressive

by yaboilucabray2005 March 30, 2019

erp my derp

It is an implication for a woman to perform fellatio on a male figure.

Brody: Honestly, I've been with Shannon for 2 weeks and I might ask her to erp my derp afterschool.

by Erp my Derp April 10, 2019

eggo my leggo

It's leggo my eggo, but backwards. Why did you search this?

"EGGO MY LEGGO", no, it's "LEGGO MY EGGO"

by alecbelle December 3, 2019

Poop In My FingerNails

When your toilet paper is was to weak and you get the poop underneath your fingernails, and you think your going to die. So you decide to make a song

Poop In My FingerNails are really killing me

by Tillmanator December 8, 2019

my name is brooke

Used when someone does or says something really stupid. Widely used in NJ.

Derived from when a student responded to a question about immigrating to the NJ suburbs from Brooklyn, to which the student responded "My Name is Brooke"

Person 1: The integral of sinx is cosx
Person 2: No it's -cosx
Person 1: Oh fuck
Person 2: Your name is actually Brooke
Person 1: Oh fuck my name is brooke

by zachisverywealthy December 17, 2019

get into my van

The last words that most children hear

These people r pedophiles.

They will give u nothing.

Man "get into my van. I have vbucks and robux. Just get into my van."

Retarded ass child "Ok sure." (picks nose and eats the booger)

Man rapes child.

by ARockWithLegs December 19, 2019