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guy

your average person, including you, me, and your friends.
by bruhinator 2000 March 7, 2021
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guy

n. The character you play as in a video game. Only used when the name of the character is unknown and if the character is a male. Usually comes after 'my'.
by syre#3778 May 21, 2021
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Benjamin Guy

If you are a Benjamin guy you typically have the bowel problems of a dead water hog and actually have undiagnosed IBS. They often think a sport (usually football),listening to the same overplayed song and selling stuff on depop is a personality a trait. However it is a known fact they have a lush girlfriend and people often wonder how he has bagged such a lushy cos she is way out of his league
‘Aw my god it absolutely boffs in here’
‘Yeah it’s that one who thinks he’s a mint footballer with the lush girlfriend benjamin guy’
by jumboseahorse888 November 23, 2021
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Guy Best Friend

That one guy in your life that your boyfriend hates and is the reason your boyfriend thinks your cheating. If you have one, your very likely to have an irritating boyfriend with him around.
Your bf :Oh who's that?
You(though I would suggest you don't) :My guy best friend.
Your bf : *in his mind* ARE YOU CHEATING? YOU ARE AREN'T YOU! OH IT DOESN'T MATTER AS LONG AS HE STAYS OUT OF OUR WAY! OH I'M GONNA K!LL HIM!

Sweetie, can we talk (smiles innocently)
by PotatoKiwiCat123 July 18, 2024
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The Guy Fieri

The sexual act of combining the use of ribbed condoms and barbecue sauce as lube.
Jerry: “My boyfriend gave me the Guy Fieri last night!”

Linda: “You should’ve invited me. I wanted a taste”
by Mishinglepuss April 15, 2022
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Kill the fuck out of that Homeless Guy

when you hit a homeless person with your car and hes still alive
Fred Kill the fuck out of that Homeless Guy now or we are gonna be in jail!
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Guess. Fucking guess. I'll give you one guess and bonus points for who he said it to.
??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"

Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."
by Hym Iam October 4, 2023
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