electron cock

Having a cock the size of an electron.

An electron has no definite size and a mass of approximately 10^-34 Kg. Approximately 0.0000000000000000000000000000000006 Kg.

You see where I'm going with this ...

Jimmy's winkie was so small that Felicity described him as an electron cock.

"Let's go poke fun at the physicists for all having electron cocks!"

by Jamie Douglas November 22, 2006

cock Jockey

A girl or fag who loves riding dick like a fat kid loves cake. Usually used as an insult between guys.

"I heard jared singing 'rocketman'! I told you he was a total cock jockey."

by W.H.Sandwich shop February 4, 2009

craving the cock

When a girl just can't get enough of the cock

Marella is craving (loves) the cock! She always wants a piece.

by Turton February 16, 2003

cock riding

to be on someone's balls and suck up to them

that nigga sucking up to me and its annoying, tell that motherfucker to stop cock riding

by eggclusive May 13, 2005

cactus cock

When a mans pubes are so thick and coarse that when he pulls out after sex several of his pubes are still stuck in the womans pubus region (like when you touch a cactus)

1. Oh man, My vag is sore, shawns got a major "cactus cock"

2. "I had sex with a guy who had cactus cock and i've been pulling his pubes out of my thighs and labia for days" exclaimed Emily

by em-dash July 6, 2009

cock rocket

when you change any form of picture you can to display the shape of a penis.

When you think that something looks like a penis, when it is quite obvious it's not...

When you draw a penis (or any sexual picture), and do a really detailed drawing around it to make it look like something else

cock rocket examples:
Aeroplanes
People making gestures in Maths Textbooks =S
anything that is long and rounded at one end
anything that as two circles before it
the video "is it a penis" on youtube (Y)
When Darcy sees something in a mathsbook and says "that could SO be a penis..."

by Darcy_is_a_fat_cunt_hahaha! June 9, 2009

Cock Jockey

A woman who rides a different penis every day/night.

I've heard she's a cock jockey. Might want to wrap that up properly, maybe even spray some Purell.

by Joe Spring December 14, 2010