cock on a string

A large dog, that since it was a puppy, has been kept on a short leash and never let out, only being fed large amounts of raw beef while being kicked in the balls and shouted at.
It is later taken out into society by a psycopath with a similar upbringing that, despite my bollock numbing disbelief, still deems nessesary the protection of a 200 pound monster.

"You seen Brian's new cock on a string?"
"Yeah, bet his bark's worse than his bite though, eh?"
"Fuck no, had my hand the other day, had to kick him in the balls."
"Bet that improved his temperament."
"Fuck no, made him let go though."

by Sigoejner September 28, 2006

Writer's Cock

When a piece of writing is sooo good it gives you a boner, erection, chubby, woody, etc.

I was writing my auto-biography, it was so good it gave me writer's cock!

by danthebananaman October 23, 2010

Cock Warrior

A male who is into incredibly violently intercourse.

My dog is such a cock warrior, he made my sister's ring piece bleed.

by Lawless Terry May 28, 2006

cock Jockey

A girl or fag who loves riding dick like a fat kid loves cake. Usually used as an insult between guys.

"I heard jared singing 'rocketman'! I told you he was a total cock jockey."

by W.H.Sandwich shop February 4, 2009

craving the cock

When a girl just can't get enough of the cock

Marella is craving (loves) the cock! She always wants a piece.

by Turton February 16, 2003

cock riding

to be on someone's balls and suck up to them

that nigga sucking up to me and its annoying, tell that motherfucker to stop cock riding

by eggclusive May 13, 2005

cock in the grass

An insult with no real logical basis; however, many people find it offensive.

Quit being a cock in the grass and come over here.

by Tyler McClurg January 2, 2007