john alford <3

literally the best bf a girl could ever ask for . he is so cute and is like a big baby when he around his gorgeous gf , bc how could he not his gf is literally sexy asf and is the epitome of goddess energy . but anyways john alford is the best thing that has ever happened to anyone bc he easily lights up the room with his unique personality and his bright adorable smile

random bih: ouu girl i need to get me a john alford <3 i heard they do it best

by Yuzu-kin November 20, 2023

September 3

National Match And Cuddle Day. Anyone one who wants to match and cuddle will have to take pictures and one of u would have to post it on your story if u don’t post it then that’s ok but if u do caption “me and bae” what’s your favorite month?

I love September 3.

Match and cuddle with anyone one. Have fun y’all.
I love y’all and September 3 have a good day.

by Myathefinest. September 2, 2021

August 3

a sweet baby girl WITH BITCH ASS FRIENDS WHO SUCK COCK

Person 1: oh I love girls born on august 3rd
Person 2: YEAH BUT SHE HAS BITCH ASS FRIENDS🤨

by anonymous April 21, 2023

3 fingers up

you’re loyal to only 1 woman

Yoran, he has 3 fingers up, he must be so in love with his girl

by theone4y August 8, 2022

3 fingers up

you take the secrets that you're entrusted with to your grave

if you hold your last 3 fingers up, that means you're a loyal friend

by uwu <3s you October 5, 2022

Payday 3

Fucking your new girlfriend but only providing half as much of what made her enjoy the previous guy

Payday 3 was so disappointing

by GameDefinitions June 10, 2024

Pi 3:14

The banned Book of Pi, chapter 3, verse 14, where the prophet wrote: “I have seen and experienced all beautiful, irrational, imaginary, metamathematical, transcendental, and sacred things about the number π under the sun; all of them are man-made and meaningless, a chasing after the next mathematical shiny object.”

Does Pi 3:14 sound like a mathematical equivalent of Ecclesiastes 1:14, where King Solomon with all his wisdom and wealth concluded that all is vanity?

by Fasters January 13, 2022