Pirates Day

A day when one gets extra drunk off of rum... or some other pirates related drink, Says "Yaaarrrrrr" alot, and watches pirates of the caribean.

"Lets drink some rum and watch pirates of the caribean! ITS PIRATES DAY!"

by Gia Rae August 22, 2006

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Spanky Day

Spanky Day is on April 26. You celebrate the birth of a beloved pig named Spanky. If you don't draw or look at a picture of a pig named Spanky, the world will shun you. All Hail Spanky!!!

I love Spanky Day..... (Spanky Celebration)

Who's Spanky? What's Spanky Day? (No one likes that person)

by octopus33 April 25, 2010

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Hump Day

When you only have sexual songs stuck in your head on a Wednesday.

Friend: I can't get Bruno Mars' Versace on the Floor song out of my head.

Me: It's hump day so it's normal for sexual mood songs to be stuck in your head bruv.

by TheSaltmates February 7, 2018

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two-a-days

it is when a man squats over a women with his ass in her face. then proceeds to titty fuck her while crapping in her mouth, and placing one fist in her ass and one in her vagina.

after practice coach proceeded to teach the cheerleaders the real meaning of two-a-days.

by adam,james,drayton December 13, 2008

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started out in Vienna, VA as a huka-chilled day after school consisting of 3-15 of your closest friends. It later progressed (or digressed, as some may say) into a day in which you toked up before, during, and after school..then later passed out after your family appeased your munchies with dinner. One must wear greend on hump day in roder to officially celebrate. This year 4-20 just happens to fall on a hump day. Happy humpin humpers..

huka hump day can be celebrated not only with the preferred reefer. Healthy substitutes such as alcohol may suffice

by Narc April 19, 2005

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