To get married. Typically one of the first things newlyweds do at their wedding reception is cut a slice of cake. Rednecks force the resulting slice into each other’s pie hole.
Guy: “I love that lyric in Fire Lake where the uncle’s afraid to do coke.” Other guy: “Dude, you think every metaphor in a rock song is about drugs or sex. Uncle Joe was afraid to get married. He didn’t want to cut the cake at a wedding you stoner.”
by cakehole6 April 27, 2024
Get the Cut the cakemug. by Basgujfazgb February 18, 2017
Get the cake and cunting daymug. by Obliene November 26, 2021
Get the Cake truckmug. by Bill Mobley January 26, 2022
Get the Salmon Co-Cakesmug. Person 1: dude try my coffee
Person 2: *sips* holy shit, this coffee is caked as fuck
Person 1: that’s how I like mine
Person 2: *sips* holy shit, this coffee is caked as fuck
Person 1: that’s how I like mine
by Pumpkineater69 September 21, 2019
Get the Cakedmug. It's when a person fails to do something or says something that just doesn't work. When the result of something is totally unsatisfactory and/or potentially embarrassing.
It's like when a cake tastes like a dry piece of cornbread with super sugary icing on top: basically unpalatable.
It's like when a cake tastes like a dry piece of cornbread with super sugary icing on top: basically unpalatable.
Person 1: Did you see that guy trip over his pant leg just now?
Person 2: Yeah, that was a total fail cake. Sucks to be him.
Person 2: Yeah, that was a total fail cake. Sucks to be him.
by rocksiegirl21 May 14, 2011
Get the Fail Cakemug. Typically a pasty-white overweight person.
Derived from their need to apply suncream on their skin and their desire to eat fattening foods such as cake.
Derived from their need to apply suncream on their skin and their desire to eat fattening foods such as cake.
That fat kid sitting in front of his computer all day playing games and eating Doritos is such a suncream cake!!
by ackersyoulegend June 28, 2010
Get the Suncream Cakemug.