Axel The God

Axel was a mouse god who lived 200,054,363 years ago and people believe he died 2,727 years ago but really he died 200,054,363 years ago by a dinosaur god named Mr. Felix who was also died because a volcano erupted, Axel The God was born 13.9 billion years ago. His friend was Haruto the Shark God from Japan.

Person 1: Do you know Axel?
Person 2: Axel? The God? You mean Axel The God? Yeah, that boy fucking died.

by Dumbassfuckhead June 11, 2025

Intellectual god

Masc: intellectual god

Fem: intellectual goddess

An ironic term used to describe someone of surprisingly inferior intelligence.

Hannah: Isn't Bangkok the capital of Asia?
Will: Hannah, you intellectual goddess! Do you want an award?

by Cool shoes. March 4, 2016

I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god

my bones hurt

I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god send me to the hospital.

by fruitystarz0 October 11, 2023

God

Liam Gallagher

There is no way. God is Liam Gallagher. And Liam Gallagher is God.

by jabronlames September 17, 2021

god

me

I am literally god and also i fucked your mom

by Leni 😎 September 22, 2023

Shake God

refers to the ultimate mythical manifestation of the culinary realm that is unparalleled across multiple universes. This deity selectively blesses people who have a superior taste and showers them with fortune after the ingestion of heavenly articles mainly thick shakes, waffles etc. The deity has become a common parlance to the Hindu

Vedic deity of Annapurna in the recent times.

I want to have a thick chocolate ice cream brownie shake; I must go to the Shake God.

by masterbaitslave November 4, 2025

on god

A phrase someone will say when they are telling the absolute truth and being completely honest

Shawty trifling, on god!

by dakota mosh July 2, 2021