man curd

1) "lumpy" semen, as though from a dehydrated person.
2) ejaculate that becomes lumpy after exposure to water, as during a mutual shower.

I shouldn't have come so soon after that race. All I could get out was man curd.

-or-

WTF! Simmons must have been the bucket man: He's got man curd all over him.

by Chuck Sorenson April 13, 2007

man truncheon

man truncheon is a phrase used as an alternative to dick, penis, cock etc.

look at his big flaccid man truncheon blowing in the wind

by sfusion November 9, 2007

Hog-man

1. (n.) An individual who consumes a large quantity of goods in a very short amount of time.

2. (v.) The act of consuming a large quantity of goods in a very short amount of time.

Wow, Dad sure hog-manned that pizza!

He was a Hog-man last night at the buffet.

by Christopher Hogman May 4, 2008

Saran Man

A boyfriend who is extremely clingy.

I'd love to go to the club with my girlfriends tonight, but I can't get away from saran man.

by Jewels4 May 21, 2008

man padding

When a man strategically sits between his friend and another guy or girl in the group that is found to be annoying, thus acting as social padding for his friend.

"Man, I can't stand John's girlfriend. Can I get some man padding from you so I don't have to sit next to the bitch?"

by clarendonnights April 8, 2009

Man Pouf

A pouf(cleaning utensil) that men use to clean.Like a woman's, but Manly.

Bob used his new Axe man pouf and he said it sucks.

by Enforcer3 July 2, 2008

Man knuckle

The bulge created when a mans pants ride up too high.

Dude that cowboy has to be uncomfortable. He's packin a major man knuckle.

by Wizz kid January 24, 2009