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john

john is a person who thinks he’s very funny, but in fact, sexist and racist jokes are just sexist and racist. he’s either an old man, or a middle school boy.
“hey, have you heard of the guy who makes homophobic, sexist and racist jokes?”

“do you mean that middle school boy named john?”

“yes, i forgot his name because it’s so basic.”
by mycatisbetterthanyours January 28, 2022
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John

A person place or thing that you’re to lazy to say the full name
by John john Florence baxter August 14, 2023
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pre-johning

the act of blaming your terrible gaming skills before the game even started.
Person one:“yeah bro, I have controller drift so I’m probably going to suck.” Person 2:“Dude, stop pre-johning and just play the game.” ( The catch is that he doesn’t have controller drift and just sucks.)
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John

The sweetest guy in the entire world. He can make the darkest days brighter with his smile. He's always so sweet and caring and selfless and in general, guys named John are just the best and most loved by their girlfriends.
The moment I found out he was named John, I knew he was special.
by claraowo March 11, 2018
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john no fun

john no fun is a annoying smelly man who likes to say no a lot, the saying no fun started in 2014 at a family dinner table as they smacked here knifes and forks on the table yelling WHERES MY DINNER to a bunch of women making dinner.
hey john can we go out

No
ok john no fun
by uknown9919394933&3& November 24, 2023
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john neumann

This is the most handsome guy u will ever meet. When yu meet him it's like yu have met an angle living , charming , handsome, smart and intelligent
That guy is handsome , smart, talented , Charming. He takes all the girls he is probably a John Neumann
by Jk🇺🇬 January 29, 2022
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JOHN REYNDIL BRIONES

REYNDIL IS 'JOHN REYNDIL BRIONES'
by rainbriones March 8, 2022
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