SIMP

I love my wife tm syndrome. See John Mulaney for reference.

I love my wife so much.
Fucking simp

by Louvren April 12, 2022

I'm a simp

Well congrats on simping on a 16 year old.

Brooo i'm a simp\

GIT AWAY STRANGER DANGER.

by BottomDop April 13, 2022

Simp Summer

You trying to start dating bunches of people during summer, either keeping one girl the entire summer or having multiple throughout the summer.

He's with his 9th girl this summer, he must be taking simp summer seriously

by Kirk Ligerson April 13, 2022

Richard simps

Richard likes every single girl in class and would do anything do get the sucky sucky 9000 by them. HE also has sucky sucky 9000 with himself everyday.

Richard simps for everyone girl in class.

by fsfhzuifhsfs April 14, 2022

Simp

A guy/girl that is obsessed with a person and would do anything for them.

Chad: I would do anything for this girl!
Jake: your such a SIMP.

by DearRay April 18, 2022

Simp

Half of the people who make definitions on this website.

Wow, half of the people on the urban dictionary are just people simping for their crush or whatever!

by FloorMatt9 April 20, 2022

Simp

BSG's one and only SHOTTA

The biggest simp ever?

Oh yeah that's bsg_shotta

by Bsg_finest April 21, 2022