poop

the descusting thing that falls out uf youre butt when you sit on the toilet

Ooh some poop, a perfect midnight snack

by thisismyself November 25, 2019

Poops

When you make a shitty mistake

“You weren’t supposed to tell him he’s retarded!”
“Poops!”

by FiddlingNinja November 26, 2019

poop ghost

A urban myth of a haunted being observing people as they engage in excretion. It is said that it is the reason for most discomforts during bowel movement and paranormal activities when one is on the loo, such as odd noises from the outside. It is said that the poop ghost can only be prevented by the presence of boobs near the person pooping, either physically or visually.

1: I couldn't let it out, I got way too scared to poop in the bathroom.
2: It's probably because the poop ghost was bothered by you.

by uxD524 November 26, 2019

Poop Voyage

When ever your shit don't get flushed because it is too big, and you grab a big chunk of toilet paper and give it a little push to its destination.

That food that we'd eten last night, really made me need to Poop Voyage that shit.

by xX_Master_Baiter_Xx April 20, 2019

Poop

The brown stuff that destroyed the toilet.

I was taking a poop then the toilet stopped working all of the sudden.

by BioBot420$ April 30, 2019

poop juice

chocolate milk

i like drinking poop juice

by thisisntfrost May 5, 2019

poop slipper

When you step in such an enormous pile that it squishes up through your toes and wraps around your foot thus forming the poop slipper

Bill was just having a nice barefooted walk in the grass and stepped in such a monster pile of dogshit he got a poop slipper

by Massman and Big Daddy Boose May 11, 2019