smol bean activities

The action of being innocent, petite, cute, and very girly.

This is not giving smol bean activities.

by toniwoni69 November 16, 2024

Green Bean

A rebel, someone who is non conforming to societal norms and might be a little crazy

"I can't believe Jake just quit his job to become a street artist - always been a bit of a green bean, that one,"

by Noxious_Salamander November 22, 2024

Bean Dip n Queso

A sexual maneuver, involving a man and two women. When one woman tries to suck the “queso” out of the man, while the “beans” are dipped inside another woman’s vagina or ass.

These bitches are fucking wild, I think I’m about to bean dip n queso these dumb whores.

by Dick Whistle November 30, 2024

Mean Bean

A very smelly piss.

If you ever enter a bathroom and all you smell is an impossibly smelly piss, you call that a Mean Bean.

"Oh Shit! That is a fucking Mean Bean!"

by BluezTaCa November 30, 2024

Bean Dip N Queso

A sexual maneuver while a man has his “beans” in side of a woman. Another attending person shall try to suck the “queso” out of the man’s penis.

I’m about to bean dip n queso these two dumb boards

by Dick Whistle December 1, 2024

Jelly bean and pickle sandwich

A type of sandwich popularised by a guy named Al who lived in a sewer with his hamster pal, but the sanitation workers really didn't approve, so he packed up his accordion and had to move, to a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree, and he worked in a nasal decongestant factory, and he played on the company bowling team, and every single night he had a strange, recurring dream, where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream, but that's really not important to the story.
Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist, with a spatula tattoed on her arm (on her arm), But he didn't keep in touch, then he lost her number , then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm, and he spent his life savings on a split-level cave, 20 miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth), And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!").

"that Al guy really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!")."

by Billy jean and chickle sandvic December 3, 2024

Beaning

The action of bean.
Committing bean (present tense)
(The simple explanation is it is like beans )

That man is beaning no cap

by School beaner December 5, 2024