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James-Phobic

A severe fear of the name James. Often leading to a detrimental case of alien hand syndrome, the desire to be infected with a 20ft tape worm, lime disease and a decrease in penile length by at least 50%. permanently.
Sam: Holy shit is that James?
Gavin: Fuck I need a 20ft tape worm in me NOW.
Jack: What the hell I think I have Alien Hand Syndrome.
Ted: Shit I think I just contracted lime disease.
Ty: Holy fuck my dick just shrunk to 2cm.
James: Damn you guys are really James-Phobic.
by TedHate43 September 7, 2025
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Hayden James

Hayden is a boy that makes girls go crazy. He’s a daddy;) no girl can say no to him he’s dating a girl called Jodie . He is kainda of a fuckboy but he still is hot .
‘Omg see Hayden James over there’ ~ crush

‘Amm that’s Jodie’s bf ‘~Hayden’s friend

‘Oh’ ~ crush
by CCC head teacher June 11, 2018
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James mario

A smol dumbass who should be in 2nd grade. When he grows up he wants to be in a gay strip club. Also the devils (or in other words Jaxsons) right hand man.
by anonymous March 29, 2022
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The Lebron James of soccer

Whoa did you see the Lebron James of soccer score that goal it was amazing!!!!
by FREDDIEGEROEGESUCKSYOURMUMATNI November 30, 2022
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James

Rando: what’s his name?
Oh that’s james

Rando: he’s definitely a stoner
by Wtfdoiwriteforthis February 21, 2022
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harvey james

A Fucking disgusting human being who asks/sends nudes to anything that walks through the door . Rumoured to have a 0.8 inch dong
Oh that Harvey James is such a repulsive wanker he just sent nudes to another girl and stalked another one
by Jimbo Guest January 10, 2018
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James

Funny little guy who loves fortnite, cutie pie and mommy lover. He has all the girls on his phone and is a ladies man. Crazy good at snowboarding and always the funniest kid in the room. Everyone loves James.
James is such a beast
by Brycer123 February 20, 2022
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