A mythical being that can go extended periods without sexual activity. The legend states this being is the offspring of a virgin human and a camel giving it its sexless superpowers. There have been several documented sightings of the mythical creature. Most of them originating out of Welland, Ontario.
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It was a dark night when there was a knock at my door. I was surprised to see a boyish looking girl. She asked to come in all I could say was sure. She sat on my couch and unzipped her jacket and I saw the side of her huge breast. I tried not to be obvious that I was looking but it was hard to look away. I knew she was doing it on purpose when she went to the bathroom with a seductive look and closed the door. I watched through the keyhole as she undressed and sat with her legs open to finger her pulsing wet pussy. I was so hard I could NOT hold it in I sat on the couch with my giant hard cock out rubbing it. The girl came out of the bathroom and saw what I was doing. She striped down and jumped on riding me so good my cock began to pulse and so did her tight wet pussy. She fucked me so slow it was like she was leading me on then I could not take it I humped as deep and hard as I could she couldn't make any sound as I fucked her. I was just about to cum when she pulled me out and took my cock and pushed it deep in her mouth. She sucked and sucked then when I cam licked all my cum up. two years later I'm his wife this is all his perspective.
It was a dark night when there was a knock at my door. I was surprised to see a boyish looking girl. She asked to come in all I could say was sure. She sat on my couch and unzipped her jacket and I saw the side of her huge breast. I tried not to be obvious that I was looking but it was hard to look away. I knew she was doing it on purpose when she went to the bathroom with a seductive look and closed the door. I watched through the keyhole as she undressed and sat with her legs open to finger her pulsing wet pussy. I was so hard I could NOT hold it in I sat on the couch with my giant hard cock out rubbing it. The girl came out of the bathroom and saw what I was doing. She striped down and jumped on riding me so good my cock began to pulse and so did her tight wet pussy. She fucked me so slow it was like she was leading me on then I could not take it I humped as deep and hard as I could she couldn't make any sound as I fucked her. I was just about to cum when she pulled me out and took my cock and pushed it deep in her mouth. She sucked and sucked then when I cam licked all my cum up. two years later I'm his wife this is all his perspective.
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