sasquatch poop

When you take a dump and you feel it, hear it and smell it but when you turn around there is nothing there.

When you look for it it is never found, leading to some not believing its existence.

Up north it is known as an "Abdominal Snowman Poop", and in other countries "Yeti Shit"
Son: look Mommy!! I used the potty!!!
Mom: Good job honey, I'm so proud!! Let me see!....wait the bowl is empty...
Son: i swear I did it, Mommy
Mom: It does stink in here... But I don't believe you did it
Son: Really mommy, I did it must have been a Sasquatch poop..
Mom: There's no such thing..
Son: mom, don't be a skeptic, they are real
Mom: Go to work, your late.
by Oh gee biebs December 12, 2013
Get the sasquatch poop mug.

Deer Poop

That one person you see everywhere and you do not know why.
I saw my deer poop again! Remember barbecue guy? I saw him at the chinese restaurant!
by Kingdom Miracle November 30, 2020
Get the Deer Poop mug.

Cleveland Poop Scooper

When performing a Cleveland Steamer and the female (bottom) partner uses her hands to gather and hold the scat between her breasts, ensuring proper long-term fecal lubrication rather than devolving to general messiness.
Wow! Marlena is the epitome of a Cleveland Poop Scooper. We didn't even get any shit on her sheets when she insisted on going for half the night.
by NDeviations June 05, 2016
Get the Cleveland Poop Scooper mug.

poop pounder

compressing poops doing anal intercourse...or pound the poops further..
Pat repaired the toilet floating plug so there will be enough water inside tank force the poops down when flushing. Pat is known for being the best poop pounder!
by MNPumamaster October 16, 2015
Get the poop pounder mug.

Poop Licker

Someone who licks poop off a pole after getting their butt reamed. Normally also known as a Limpy Wristed Fag as they enjoy licking poop. They tend to not care that they are sucking poop as they have a pole in their mouth..
by Mr. Homophobia June 29, 2023
Get the Poop Licker mug.

Poop Licker

A type of gay man that has a mental disorder. They normally get a pole in their butt and proceed to lick their own poop off the pole and not care because it is in their mouth. This type of fag may also be known as a Limpy Wristed Fag.
Gee, that Poop Licker must ingest a lot of shit.
by The RONA Wigger October 03, 2023
Get the Poop Licker mug.

pooping

using muscles to push out brown mush from your hole in your butt
I can smell you pooping.
by boopypoopy November 23, 2023
Get the pooping mug.