dick and split

When you're gonna break up with your boyfriend but gotta get one last fuck outta him.

"Did you hear about what Heather did to Kyle?"
"Yeah she got the dick and split."

by Z3r0_CA July 4, 2017

dick of a day

When your day has been so shit you would rather suck farts from dead seagulls

Well that was a dick of a day

by Geoffers November 28, 2016

Antimatter Dick

A dick so large it destroys anything it comes in contact with

Johnny literally destroyed my pussy last night, He has an Antimatter Dick!

by MrSokol January 14, 2020

Wank Dick

Wank Dick;
Figure of speech
Wanker

When your merging into one lane to merge on the highway and the car behind you tries to overtake with 5 m to spare.

They are a Wank Dick.

by Driving January 1, 2022

Dick Finale

Producing and ejaculating enough semen that the woman is completely drenched beyond recognition. It is also considered an encasing of cum on a woman.

Duuuude I gave that chick a dick finale!
OMG, he gave me a Dick Finale and I had to shower for hours to get everything off.

by DorkyDes14 January 9, 2021

Dick Swishing

When a female is giving a male a blowjob and the male ejaculates in the females mouth, then the female proceeds to continue the blowjob while using the male's ejaculate as a creamy mouthwash.

"Jessica gave me a mind blowing bj last night and after I was done she started Dick swishing me"

by Abeck505 March 2, 2017

Descending Dick

A sexual technique that uses downward momentum to propel the man's genitalia into a waiting partner. The catalyst for the downward momentum is irrelevant as it is only important that the mans ankle smacker is being pulled down by gravity into the eager counterpart for the move to be deemed "Descending Dick".

Melon gave me some mad descending dick in the hammock last night woooweee.

by Melon Toucher December 29, 2016