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DICK POISON

The consumption of too much raw dick in one night
It doesn’t mean you’re sick or nauseous it just mean you let your man hit it until you pass out
My boyfriend gave me dick poisoning last night he got me screaming oh lord have mercy on this pussy
by Bigblackwood February 2, 2019
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Dick Fury

A rush of adrenaline experienced by men while holding their own fully erect penis, usually followed by a testosterone-fueled session of angry masturbation.
"Cody felt powerful with his erection in his hand, his vision going red as he was overcome by dick fury."
by Bartizan February 27, 2015
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porterhouse dick

An incredibly large asshole
Phil was never nice, a real porterhouse dick.
by Rendez Marmaduke July 13, 2011
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Hug Dick

When you and bae know its just a cuddling session but you can't help but pop a boner.
Steve: Yeah man I'm in the doghouse today
John: Awwhh shit why's that?
Steve: Well she was crying about her fish dying so we were cuddling and I got hug dick
by MrWotty August 20, 2016
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Sad Dick

Left out not wanted not needed not desired! Stuck with upstairs scumbag head and no where to cum no where to go , the palm sisters ! Yikes!

Sad dick once all that now cold and permanently water logged because evil upstairs big stupid head lost his mask and medical coverage.

My head smart, kind and stable all hot sexy loving ladies crave big hard boy! We Winners!
Buddie did you hear sad dick down and out crying for relief?

Yeah, my dick was up all night plowing hard celebrating his dickness my kindness
by Beautiful sweetheart babygirls December 15, 2020
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Dicks on rice

Dicks on rice is an adjective that has a “one size fits all” meaning. You define it as you see fit in a variety of moments, although most commonly used to indicate something bad has happened, it can also include every emotion on the spectrum.
After having a really bad day at school, you walk home and think to yourself
“Wow, today was really some dicks on rice”
by Darry A. Allen March 9, 2021
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Marvens dick

A person with a very big dick. If you want a bf with a big dick date Marvens .
Has a very huge dick dat can’t fit inside of u.
Marvens dick is big
by Hehshezhdux November 28, 2021
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