National 5’6 3/4 Jizz on Day

On October 19th, if you are 5’6 3/4 then prepared to get came on! Preferably in the mouth. Gang bangs are allowed and recommended. So watch out!

National 5’6 3/4 Jizz on Day :
Friend: “It’s the 19th of October, open wide!”
Friend 2: “Please don’t do this..”
*fills mouth with sticky cum and creampies*

by Google Calendar October 18, 2021

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uno +4

the most powerfull card in humanity its banned from wars everywhere except the us its so powerfull the nazis are trying to revive a certain mustache man with it

nazi: hey mustache lad
mustache lad: ye
nazi: uno +4
mustache lad: f**k u

by issis6 October 19, 2021

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The catchphrase of a bum from Benton Harbor Michigan, used as an exclamation for a perceived win. Usually these "wins" are actually catastrophic losses, like driving 9 hours to see a bitch but instead of hitting it firing up Youtube.

I smashed that crackhead from the back while she was still flicking the lighter, Huuuuuuuuuuuuhhh 4 REAL!

by Keoni-san October 28, 2021

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4 November

Its the 4th November, it's the national "Ask your crush to play Minecraft with them" Day

Lara: Hey Adam, you wanna play Minecraft today?
Adam: Okey, why?
Lara: Because it's the 4 November and the national "Ask your crush to play Minecraft with them" Day!

by ZeropointB October 30, 2021

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