Bitch, I don't know your life!

What one might say when another person makes you slightly(or considerably) annoyed.

You are standing in line and a lady screams at you to move to the back for her fair turn.

You reply with, "Bitch, I don't know your life!" and casually move to the back of the line.

by Lalaleah December 20, 2008

What am I doing with my life

Why are you here?

“What am I doing with my life?”

by Just a guy who’s really bored January 25, 2019

welp shit, fuck my life

When somebody does ignorant shit, or doesn’t listen to you when you tell them the right thing to do.

them: Imma just do it my way.
you: Welp shit, Fuck my life.

by marvshub June 25, 2021

Go home and sort your life out

An insult/comeback only used by the evilness in the world (which is chavs) against emos

Jakky G:Errrrrrrrrr your face!!

Jack A (who fiddles with Malakie's genitals): Errrrrrrrrr go home and sort your life out!!

Malakie (who gets fiddled by Jack A): HAHAHAHAHA!! Jack A your hilarious!!

Jack A (who fiddles with Malakie's genitals): Ok then take off your pants!!

Malakie who gets fiddled by Jack A): Ok

by Count Scrotulus April 15, 2008

Life is a game, but i'm the one being played

A quote used by a sad individual to describe how depressing or unfair life is too them.

X1 "Life is a game, but i'm the one being played"
X2 lol bro sucks to be u.

by Depressed3 October 28, 2021

I’m going to rage-quit my life

Meaning: I’m going to angrily end my life

You know what, I’m going to rage-quit my life

by DJ_little_GOOSH_GOOSH August 23, 2022

ken from barbie life in the dream house

ken is iconic, amazing, sadly a simp, but also cocaine bro

one random ep from " hey hey life in the dream house, oh yea life in the dream house, barbieeeee, life in the dreaaeaeam houseeeeeee, *bark bark*" but where talking about ken from barbie life in the dream house jeez no one likes you barbie

barbie:*builds the car without any help*
ken: sure she didn't need me for that but can she do this *flexes arms* COCAINEEEEE

ken from barbie life in the dream house <3

by Totally smart March 6, 2022