meat carriage

a slang term for pussy. it is derived from a deli meat slicer. the meat carriage is the apparatus onto which the slab of meat is placed and securely fastened prior to slicing.

1) dude, her meat carriage could have fit a whole boar's head ham.

by alex rizzo January 4, 2009

Meat Mit

Large Hands with large fingers, that reseamble a baseball glove.

You have huge hands, they are like meat mits.

by tyler mccall February 11, 2007

Meat paddles

Word for feet

I would love to suck on your meat paddles

by gregmeat July 20, 2022

Mangled meat

When your vagina looks like it's been run through a meat grinder

My boyfriend leaves the light off during sex because he's afraid to see my mangled meat

by Ju1975 January 20, 2017

Taco Meat

A boy who wear the same sweatshirt everyday to school and who once dated a female of Spanish descent. Every time this boy walks around the smell of taco meat is lifted and propelled throughout the air.

Kid1: yo look, it’s Taco Meat again

Kid2: OMG bro, ur right , I can smell him from here

Kid 3: yea , and he’s wearing that same sweatshirt again

by Jake possum November 2, 2017

proto-meat

Edible animal products that under natural circumstances would become meat through animal young but not requiring the immediate demise of an animal such as unfertilized eggs and dairy products. The "lacto-ovo" of lacto-ovo vegetarian.

Proto-meat vegetarians eat unfertilized eggs and dairy products.

by Man on Mountain September 4, 2010

Gypsy Meat

Over-seasoned and unidentifiable added ingredients to usually ground meat.

"Keep your burger simple, don't go throwing all this seasoning, herbs, and spices into the mix. I don't want no gypsy meat."

by Shane Veasy March 16, 2024