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National Grab Dick Day

Susie “ Girl how many dicks did u grab today ? “
Emma “ 12 how bout you “
Susie “ 18 “
Well Happy National Grab Dick Day hoes .
by Thatboothang08 August 7, 2019
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National brandon Colon day

The day where you celebrate Brandon colons and buy him a pair of socks. It’s on November 13😉
Tony: yo isn’t that Brandon Colon?
Rick: yea bro!lets buy him a pair of socks because it’s National brandon Colon day
by playboi✌🏽 October 14, 2019
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National grab dick day

on April 12 , it is national grab a dick day ! Ladies this is a free pass to touch your crushes or boyfriends dick and get away with it . it only lasts for a day so make it count
oooo man I can’t wait till it’s national grab dick day
by Laura Diaz April 11, 2019
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National Billy Slander Day

Friend 1 “hey billy fuck you
Billy “It’s national billy slander day 😢”
by AnonManLmaoLBozo April 3, 2022
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National fake date day

You act as if your a real couple by calling each other cute nicknames, FaceTiming, hugging and maybe even kissing
Did you hear it’s national fake date day?
by Lateran -.- September 26, 2021
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National eat a short person

February 2nd is the day that you can eat a short person anyone who is short RUN!!
*eats cutely*

Friend:*in stomach voice* WTF

Me:I can finally eat you now
Me: It’s national eat a short person day
by SmeggsySponge274682 December 21, 2020
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National Girlfriend celebration day

National Girlfriend Day is November 8th. This is a day to show appreciation to girlfriends everywhere for the good things they do. Do something nice for your girlfriens today. Take her shopping and buy her something she wants or on a date or whatever she likes to do. Go out for dinner or to a movie. Whatever you choose to do, let her know you appreciate her.
Emma, today is all about you on your spesial day, National Girlfriend Day, I LOVE YOU.
You should show your Girlfriend that she Meland Everything to you. Snd celebrate her for existing and celebrate Everything she does for you. National Girlfriend Celebration Day is a day where everyone should du something Nice for Thea girlfriends
by Tildus November 2, 2019
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