Calgary: "Dude! Whats with the hot rod?"
Dakota: "Found my Dad's porn collection while my parents were out of town for the weekend..."
Dakota: "Found my Dad's porn collection while my parents were out of town for the weekend..."
by Daniel Pinion October 25, 2006
Get the hot rod mug.Hoticus maximus (anglo Saxson for Hot-Carl)L: When said giver deficates (Shit-piss) into large tube sock. When preperations are compleate the sock is slung and recipiants face. Thus a hot carl has been preform.
by Karl Plug March 1, 2005
Get the Hot-Carl mug.A certain individual, commonly of the male sex, who sees themselves as the person "everyone loves". They think they are all around star athletes, can get all the ladies, and is extremely comical. They are sometimes referred to as "wanna be guiddos". They are not close to any of these personality traits, for the females find them creepy and awkward, save lower class man, or plan b, they are usually not good at sports, and aren't orange. Or ripped. They acquire their jokes from a comedian they saw on T.V. while they were smoking marijuana by themselves on a sunday night.
Attire
Some hot shots have been noted to wear popped collared pink polo shirts, with Jordan's, Khaki shorts and black high socks. Others wear sweat pants and or sweat shorts of any color, mostly black and white (reversible), sandals, preferably Adidas, or Wal-Mart off brand. They also wear NCAA gray t-shirts or hoodies or a school sport related t-shirt, which is most of the time from elementary school.
Attire
Some hot shots have been noted to wear popped collared pink polo shirts, with Jordan's, Khaki shorts and black high socks. Others wear sweat pants and or sweat shorts of any color, mostly black and white (reversible), sandals, preferably Adidas, or Wal-Mart off brand. They also wear NCAA gray t-shirts or hoodies or a school sport related t-shirt, which is most of the time from elementary school.
Common Catch Pharses
"Man, that kid is gay" - referring to someone undeniably better than themselves.
"Daaaaaank" - trying to express their "cool party-going habits.
"Dankenstein" - variation of "Daaaaaaank"
and of course we cannot forget the real reason this definition was created....The one...the only... CORY BOHACHE!!! the original hot shot !
"Man, that kid is gay" - referring to someone undeniably better than themselves.
"Daaaaaank" - trying to express their "cool party-going habits.
"Dankenstein" - variation of "Daaaaaaank"
and of course we cannot forget the real reason this definition was created....The one...the only... CORY BOHACHE!!! the original hot shot !
by Demp223 March 25, 2010
Get the Hot Shot mug.A numerical value assigned to a female which, on a scale of 1 to 10, reflects her level of hotness when taking into account her engagement in lesbian or bisexual activity.
The value is determined by first assigning the female a hotness value between 1 and 10, with 1 being the least hot and 10 being the most hot. Then, take that value and multiply it by the power equal to the sum of 1 + the number of females with whom she is engaging in lesbian or bisexual activity.
This value is useful in determining to what extent a female's hotness value is increased by simply performing sexual acts with other women. Practically, this formula is useful for a male to determine whether or not he would have sex with a woman or women whose hotness value(s) alone is/are not acceptable, but who is/are engaging or may engage in lesbian or bisexual activity.
The value is determined by first assigning the female a hotness value between 1 and 10, with 1 being the least hot and 10 being the most hot. Then, take that value and multiply it by the power equal to the sum of 1 + the number of females with whom she is engaging in lesbian or bisexual activity.
This value is useful in determining to what extent a female's hotness value is increased by simply performing sexual acts with other women. Practically, this formula is useful for a male to determine whether or not he would have sex with a woman or women whose hotness value(s) alone is/are not acceptable, but who is/are engaging or may engage in lesbian or bisexual activity.
In the examples below, assume that Sally and Brenda both have hotness values which meet my minimum threshold for sex without taking into account their hotness factor.
Example 1. Jane's hotness value is 3. I would not have sex with Jane alone. Now, Jane is going down on Sally. Take 3 to the power of 1 + 1, or 3 squared. Jane's HOTNESS FACTOR is 9. I would now have sex with Jane and Sally.
Example 2. Jane's hotness value is 2. I would not have sex with just Jane. Now, Jane is going down on Sally. Take 2 to the power of 1+1, or 2 squared. Jane's HOTNESS FACTOR is 4. I still would not have sex with Jane.
Example 3. Same facts as example 2, but now Brenda has joined Jane and Sally. Take 2 to the power of 1+2, or 2 cubed. Jane's HOTNESS FACTOR is now 8. I would have sex with Jane, Sally and Brenda.
Example 1. Jane's hotness value is 3. I would not have sex with Jane alone. Now, Jane is going down on Sally. Take 3 to the power of 1 + 1, or 3 squared. Jane's HOTNESS FACTOR is 9. I would now have sex with Jane and Sally.
Example 2. Jane's hotness value is 2. I would not have sex with just Jane. Now, Jane is going down on Sally. Take 2 to the power of 1+1, or 2 squared. Jane's HOTNESS FACTOR is 4. I still would not have sex with Jane.
Example 3. Same facts as example 2, but now Brenda has joined Jane and Sally. Take 2 to the power of 1+2, or 2 cubed. Jane's HOTNESS FACTOR is now 8. I would have sex with Jane, Sally and Brenda.
by The_Melvin April 2, 2010
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