a guy named kim

Kim is a teacher, he likes to touch all his students, mostly male studens, and if you report him he will make his spider eat you.

my teacher is a guy named kim, is that good?

by yourboyladyman August 16, 2023

All you muddle-aged guys out there

Da actual mental state of Red Green's main audience (you know who **you** are!) who listens to his "sage wisdom and witty revelations" lectures.

I'd like to talk to all you muddle-aged guys out there --- if you get college certification but all of your prospective employers just roll their eyes at your so-called "qualifications", just tell them that you do everything that Red Green says, and that'll PROVE that you're certifiable! Remember --- I'm pullin' for ya --- we're all in this together!

by QuacksO December 1, 2024

Number one bullshit guy

the type of guy who will dry fist you without even giving you apple juice and likes akil a lot . He will lick akil a lot and a lot

fuck you gigganigga you're a number one bullshit guy who likes to kiss elmehdi

by superniggaballs November 16, 2023

That guy

Why are you even reading this, you know your not that guy.

Look at jimmy over there, he’s not that guy.

by I am just that guy August 4, 2021

ayy you guys

a greeting that is from the goonies and a character called sloth with a deformed face that was popularized as a joke or meme and is used as a joke term

you are trying to make a funny entrance to large group "Ayy you guys"

by Naughtopus June 4, 2018

Guy Rope

A small rope that ties around a penis to make it look larger than it actually is, due to the swelling it causes

Jody uses a guy rope so that his junk will fit in his thong, not that it works but it makes him feel better.

by greatscotsman August 21, 2011

Myspace guy

When someone is a "thug" or really flashy on an internet social network (preferably myspace because that site allows for the most posturing due to colorful back grounds and special effects) but in real life they lack luster.

Keisha: did you ever go meet up with that guy Robert?

Carrie: ugh...yeah

Keisha: so was he as cool as he seemed on line?

Carrie: no, he was a myspace guy

Keisha: oh wow, sorry :(

by Lebv23 March 30, 2011