Urban Dictionary

1. A place where people go to find how amazing they are by searching up their names.

2. A place where people go to find racist words.

3. A place where people go to find stupidly sexual things that connect to either foods or words.

John: Hey Joe, did you know that you can go to Urban Dictionary to find out that you and other named Joe are the best humans alive, find words for nigger that aren't commonly used, and find out that a "pineapple" is actually a sex position where a woman has to lic-
Joe: Hey, I'm gonna cut you off there because that sounds incredibly fucking stupid John, get the fuck away from me, you weird piece of shit.

by TheRealDaddyO5 February 9, 2019

Urban Dictionary

The Best Dictionary There Ever Is

"I Read Urban Dictionary" "Oh My Word..." "Yes I got It Right Here!" "Let Me See!"

by The Great Lord Chungus February 9, 2019

Urban Dictionary

Are you actually stupid

Bro I was making a word in the urban dictionary when someone decided to search up Urban Dictionary in Urban Dictionary isn't he/she dumb?

by Unknown Gurl February 15, 2019

Dictionary

Dictionary is what people use when they cant think of a fucking word

"What the fuck was that word again, give me a dictionary so that i can look it up" Said nobody

by StalinWasGoodMan222 February 16, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A website that contains sex-related words in every other definition.

Person 1: I like Urban Dictionary
Person 2: Bro, that's gay as fuck. Use the Merriam-Webster Dictionary instead. It's way fucking more reliable than this bullshit.

by Kingdom Of Rhodesia February 18, 2019

Urban Dictionary

The same freaking site you're using right now.

Bro, I just looked up "sex" in Urban Dictionary and I got horny.

by BetTD February 19, 2019

Urban dictionary

A stupid and pointless site that allows people to talk about stupid and pointless things when they have nothing better to do

Have you seen Urban Dictionary?

Ugh, yes, it’s so stupid

by Imsuchaboringperson February 19, 2019