Asian Rice Cakes 

A person gives you a blowjob. When you ehaculate the person must have the semen stashed in thier cheeks. Swiftly karate chop both cheeks while screaming hy-ya. The reciever of the leathel karate chops will then spew semen over your testies, hence they look like asian rice cakes.

Pepe was getting a blowjob from lamour cok, when he ejaculated into her mouth. In a high pitched scream of hy-ya he karate chopped Lamoures cheeks, his man love then sputtered out of her mouth and onto his testicles. Lamour notices and says "I luh- uve those asian rice cakes."

Asian Rice Cakes by Yourprostate January 8, 2008

Cakeys 

An article of clothing that may sometimes be worn to homecoming but should not be because it is not classy. It has an alternate name: "khakis". It may sometimes be worn with a fitted hat.

Damn... Did he really just show up in cakeys?

Cakeys by laanudrreena August 4, 2009

beef cakes 

a way to describe fat ladies ass cheeks

damn jena has some huge beef cakes

beef cakes by shames wachnally October 13, 2008

Cakesniffer

A word used in “A Series of Unfortunate Events” as an insult. So this is an insult.

Everyone: “OMG! Brooke is such a cakesniffer”
Everyone else: “IKR”

Cakesniffer by Aidan H March 27, 2019

Hooty cakes 

A raunchy smell that makes you turn away.

Whats up man Why do you smell like hooty cakes?

Hooty cakes by Capster December 14, 2004

smash cakes 

To have sex with another

Imma go over to the lady's house to smash cakes.

smash cakes by MTBJoel March 31, 2009

Cakey 

Being of the fruity mindset.

You acting a little cakey, if you ask me.

Cakey by Noa Byrne January 7, 2004