urban dictionary

You're ON it you fat, cabbage faced, olive juiced, pickle stained, carrot nosed, broccoli stenched, foul-mouthed fucking bitch.

Josh: hey bro i was just raping your wife in the asshole until I saw this funny definition on urban dictionary
Max: yeah cool ma- wait wuh?
Josh: sorry bro gotta go!!

by snortmysnot November 19, 2020

names in urban dictionary

usually extremely inaccurate entries in urban dictionary about irl names, for example "john". these entries say a lot of compliments, usually related to how people with that name are "usually shy at first but then become amazing" or "have huge dicks/boobs". all and all, they're created by people who want to feel better about themselves for people who share their name. i have only found a few actually good entries about names which don't include these stuff

-i just wrote an entry about my names in urban dictionary
-i wanna read it
-k
-bruh wtf is this

by 5ze7xr6 May 11, 2021

Urban Dictionary

a website where 7 year olds define words like "nigger, ass, faggot, sex, penis, nigga, and basically any word."

searching up pancakes, i get results like "hey bro! yeah what? wanna bang some pancakes? sure bro!"

gay 1: ey, fam! you like the urban dictionary!
gay 2: ye, it's so wholecumed!
gay 1: i learned what map meant from there! i can tell my social studies teacher!
gay 2: omg what it means!!11!1
gay 1: it mean minor attracted person!
gay 2: uhh okej fam!

by sdhkdashvfnhsabfc January 18, 2022

The Urban Dictionary

A magical place where you can give innocent thing dirty definitions, find fandom jokes, and a bunch more shit. If you find the definition of something on this website, USE IT IN YOUR SCHOOLWORK.

"The Urban Dictionary is the most amazing website ever!"

by That Random Weeb December 22, 2020

urban dictionary

The website you use when someone use slang that you don’t understand... like at all.

I had no clue what he was talking about, so i looked it up on urban dictionary!

by tctuesdays April 4, 2019

I bought an Urban Dictionary Mug!

A phrase no one has, or will ever hear

*purely fiction*

No one: "I bought An Urban Dictionary Mug!"

No ome else because this is a hupothetical:

by Agent_Z January 12, 2025

Urban Dictionary

Urban dictionary is a place where little people can get bullied. They can just search their own name, and see random people who hate them. Do not recommend, do not visit.

Do not visit Urban Dictionary

by Urbandictionaryhater69 June 22, 2022