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Washed her hand in Ivory soap

She had cum on her hand after masturbation/washed her hand in ivory soap
by Plato Disciple December 26, 2014
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when you are a pimp and your bitches are starting to get out of control by talking back at their pimp and not earing enough money or stealing your money so you jerk off a lot to "keep your pimp hand strong" and that way you have a strong hand and you also teach then=m not to fuck with you in a bad way
my hoes arent behaveing nicely so i will rent some porn movies to "keep my pimp hand strong" and teach the bad hoes whose the pimp around here
by pimp daddy dollars August 16, 2004
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Talk to the butt cause the hand ain't listening

This is used when someone doesn't want to talk to someone anymore and is in the first stage of walking away. It is usually used with a hand wave with the palm of the hand faced towards but not connecting with the talkee's face.

This is in reference to and sometimes follows Talk to the hand
Brad - But Honey, Angelina was just a phase...
Jennifer - {Hand Wave} Talk to the butt cause the hand ain't listening. {Cue walking away}
by Djkizza December 30, 2007
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pry it from my cold dead hands

The thing that is the most valuable to you, can only be taken away when you are Deceased.
Those bastards can try and "Pry it from my cold dead hands!"
by Sosku10 December 11, 2021
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Los Angeles Left Hand Turn Signal

When your in a left lane at an intersection and right as the light turns red you slam the gas pedal and honk your horn so traffic knows your coming.
Damn it Dave that guy did a Los Angeles Left Hand Turn Signal and nearly cut me off.
by Overlord of Ducks March 31, 2021
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National hold ur crushes hand day

Go hold hand with that special person
October 11 is National hold ur crushes hand day
by The noobs 34 October 10, 2019
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A load in the hand is worth two in the bush

Pulling out and missing is better then having a bunch of bastard children.
Person A "don't worry buddy, you may look like an ass, but remember: "A load in the hand is worth two in the bush"

Parson B "True dat"
by TheKevinTaylor June 19, 2009
mugGet the A load in the hand is worth two in the bushmug.

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