Drill Technique

the drill technique is when u put your thumb on your screen protector and then put your other thumb on top of the thumb that's already on the screen protector and press down as hard as u can to release anger

This game is so stupid I'm gonna use the drill technique

by Pooterj40 July 14, 2024

Lawnmower technique

When a girl is full of laxatives and you rip a pair of anal needs out like your starting a lawnmower

Hey girl, wanna do the lawnmower technique and see what splats

by Jdawg420289747 February 16, 2024

De-Technomorphization

The act of removing the defining qualities, at least in concept, from a piece of technology and rendering that object available for reattribution into available and existent definitions. It is not synonymous with traditional anthropomorphism, which is additive in nature.

Megan proceeded with the de-technomorphization of Joe's computer, in an attempt to subsequently anthropomorphize it and make it behave.

by TheSentientMachine40668 March 1, 2024

Unfair Technicality

An unfair technicality is where someone loses by eleven or more points, but still claims that they could have won if one minor thing changed.

He got twelve misses in the rhythm game and called it an accident that was caused by a minor miscalibration of a button press, but I'd say that's an unfair technicality.

by ThatOneGuyUhhhWhatsHisName April 30, 2024

Czech Technical University in Prague

One of the best universities in Czech Republic, you know the country where Beer is cheaper than water. It is currently 454th best university in the world according to the QS world rankings. While it is good academically (Mostly) it is shit in social life at least in FIT (Faculty of Information Technology). When you are in CTU say goodbye to your social life because it is going to be filled in lessons and trust me they won't look you in the eye when you failed the semester. Especially in FIT. If you are in FIT you are pretty much fucked.

-Hey, Where do you study?
-Czech Technical University in Prague.
-Which Faculty?
-Faculty of Information Technology.
-Oh so you have no life and you are pretty much fucked, great.

by Iron1984 May 21, 2024

Salem Techsperts

The greatest technician that’s ever lived.

Person 1: You know Salem Techsperts?
Person 2: Yeah, he’s the greatest technician that’s ever lived!
Person 1: True, he’s way better than Linus.

by Rafitimba June 11, 2024

Relativistic Technologies

A class of devices or systems whose core function requires and exploits the mind-bending effects of Einstein's Special Relativity—namely time dilation (moving clocks tick slower) and length contraction—to operate. These aren't just fast things; they're machines where the relativistic distortion is the point, enabling feats impossible in Newtonian physics.

Example: The ultimate high-frequency trading server placed on a vessel in a Lorentz-boosted orbit, where from Earth's perspective, its internal clock slows, allowing it to execute millions more algorithmic cycles per market nanosecond. Or a "Tau-Synch" communication beacon on a near-light-speed probe, which uses its own slowed time perception to compress and encode decades of sensor data into a burst transmission that, when decoded against Earth's faster time, unfolds like a super-high-resolution time-lapse of its journey. They are Relativistic Technologies.

by Dumuabzu January 24, 2026