you're my squishy

What you say to the one girl who makes you feel better than you have ever felt before

"Hey Mackenzie"

"Yes?"

"You're my Squishy"

(She Smiles)

by AJCOOKY December 15, 2018

Wash My Berry

To tidy, wash, clean and freshen up one’s vagina before or after coitus or masturbation.

I better jump in the shower and wash my berry before my boyfriend gets here.

I need to wash my berry. I’m all wet from flicking the chicken this morning.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018

my sister's dog

fucking retarded

"hey, what's my sister's dog?"

"fucking retarded"

by sǝɔᴉʌǝp ɹᴉǝɥʇ dᴉlɟ sǝssɐqɯnp October 10, 2021

get into my van

The last words that most children hear

These people r pedophiles.

They will give u nothing.

Man "get into my van. I have vbucks and robux. Just get into my van."

Retarded ass child "Ok sure." (picks nose and eats the booger)

Man rapes child.

by ARockWithLegs December 19, 2019

eat my nurries

Go and get fucked you cunt of a thing

Gus luken was giving Wim crap. Wim said to Gus luken, 'oh eat my nurries', to which Gus luken replied, 'no, they're too salty'

by MagdaIsReal January 7, 2022

get my axe

The words that Negan says to Rick when we all realize that's Rick is his BITCH

(Throws axe out of R.V) "Get my axe😡"

by Line Up April 27, 2017

pardon my swag

An arrogant statement used ironically.

-Your coat looks good, Jimmy.
-Pardon my swag.

by SWAG Jimmy December 30, 2015