John

Some fucking asshole that will steal all your girls. Good at giving head tho. Enjoy that 50 bucks John.

Oh yes John 🥵

by Daddy Swedosh December 2, 2019

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DEAR JOHN

Saying "Dear John" singnifies your a bitch who would leave John for litterally no reason, when you could have just explained your situation, leaving both you and "John" separate from the one you love for the rest of your lives.

Dear John, Im a fucking stupid bitch.

by Godddddamng it November 30, 2021

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jessica and john

the absolute sweetest couple ever. jessica is very kind, sweet, and stubborn. And John is very handsome, honest, and everything to jessica. (jessica is writing this rn)

Debbie: OMG JESSICA AND JOHN ARE SOOO CUTE
Jess: I KNOW RIGHT HES SO SWEET AND HANSOME
Debbie: I wish that was me and axel one day...

by giselle<33 December 2, 2021

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John

A really shit dad, like... a narcissistic egomaniacal cunt who can't keep his dick in his pants

John? Yeah... he has like 28 kids...
What? 28? How do his kids even handle that?

They don't.

by Perhapsitsautism July 2, 2025

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John Cena

15 time world champion and in total has 24 titles. John Felix Anthony Cena Jr. made his wwe debut on Smackdown in 2002. He became a meme because of his theme song. Now he is doing some movie and tv show deals and is considered a part timer like the rock.

AND HIS NAME IS JOOOOHHHNNNNNN CEEENNNAAAA!!!!!!!!! (John Cenas meme)

by KingFrosty December 28, 2016

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