Urban Dictionary

-A place where people sometimes come to learn about definitions of terms they hear but have no clue what they mean.
-A one point was a place for people to make questionable jokes.
-Now full of people that believe they are all mighty and righteous for defining Urban Dictionary
-The new home of Mr. Pork (me) who will define every word in the English language the RIGHT way.

Some random person: Hey, remember the urban dictionary?
Other person: (sighs) Yeah?
Some random person: Well, it's getting redefined by this dude named Mr. Pork.
Other person: Let's hope he's better than the last guy.

by The REAL Mr. Pork December 28, 2022

I bought an Urban Dictionary Mug!

A phrase no one has, or will ever hear

*purely fiction*

No one: "I bought An Urban Dictionary Mug!"

No ome else because this is a hupothetical:

by Agent_Z January 12, 2025

names in urban dictionary

usually extremely inaccurate entries in urban dictionary about irl names, for example "john". these entries say a lot of compliments, usually related to how people with that name are "usually shy at first but then become amazing" or "have huge dicks/boobs". all and all, they're created by people who want to feel better about themselves for people who share their name. i have only found a few actually good entries about names which don't include these stuff

-i just wrote an entry about my names in urban dictionary
-i wanna read it
-k
-bruh wtf is this

by 5ze7xr6 May 11, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A dictionary with lots of words.

Open up the Urban Dictionary.

by urbandictionarydusted November 7, 2023

Urban Dictionary

The Best Dictionary There Ever Is

"I Read Urban Dictionary" "Oh My Word..." "Yes I got It Right Here!" "Let Me See!"

by The Great Lord Chungus February 9, 2019

Urban Dictionary romantic

Someone who proclaims their love by making a flattering Urban Dictionary definition of the person's name.

Voting really gets bogged down with all the Urban Dictionary romantics

by Shyawayfromprofanitiesomewhy January 25, 2017

Urban Dictionary

1. The website you are reading this on right now
2. A site where most of the definitions would be considered "inappropriate" to schools.

3. Your go-to source for the newest slang words and phrases

If you want to know what phrases mean such as the "process of producing fecal matter as a solid through defecation", just go on Urban Dictionary

by me hee hee October 7, 2017