Caught with your hand in the nookie jar

When you are fingering a girl and someone walks in on you.

Friend: "Dude I can't believe you got caught with your hand in the nookie jar! Your girlfriend must be so embarrased...and your mom lol."

You:(Face Palm)

by Sir SnAdEr September 07, 2010

National Hold Hands With Boo Day

On May 11th you hold hands with your boo, baby, or whatever u call them and make their day

Hey babe, its national hold hands with boo day
*holds hands*

*Smiles*
Hey

by pieroseyyyy May 10, 2018

Washed her hand in Ivory soap

ejaculate

She had cum on her hand after masturbation/washed her hand in ivory soap

by Plato Disciple December 26, 2014

keeping your pimp hand strong

when you are a pimp and your bitches are starting to get out of control by talking back at their pimp and not earing enough money or stealing your money so you jerk off a lot to "keep your pimp hand strong" and that way you have a strong hand and you also teach then=m not to fuck with you in a bad way

my hoes arent behaveing nicely so i will rent some porn movies to "keep my pimp hand strong" and teach the bad hoes whose the pimp around here

by pimp daddy dollars August 17, 2004

Talk to the butt cause the hand ain't listening

This is used when someone doesn't want to talk to someone anymore and is in the first stage of walking away. It is usually used with a hand wave with the palm of the hand faced towards but not connecting with the talkee's face.

This is in reference to and sometimes follows Talk to the hand

Brad - But Honey, Angelina was just a phase...
Jennifer - {Hand Wave} Talk to the butt cause the hand ain't listening. {Cue walking away}

by Djkizza December 04, 2007

Los Angeles Left Hand Turn Signal

When your in a left lane at an intersection and right as the light turns red you slam the gas pedal and honk your horn so traffic knows your coming.

Damn it Dave that guy did a Los Angeles Left Hand Turn Signal and nearly cut me off.

by Overlord of Ducks April 01, 2021

pry it from my cold dead hands

The thing that is the most valuable to you, can only be taken away when you are Deceased.

Those bastards can try and "Pry it from my cold dead hands!"

by Sosku10 December 11, 2021