Good Morning and God Bless

When you drink coffee, and eat breakfast while shitting on the toilet.

Mom: Are you okay in there Johnny? I hear a lot of slurping and plopping.

Johnny: Shut the fuck up and stop interrupting my good morning and god bless you niggamous bigamous

by UrbanYourMom May 23, 2018

The Good Estate Agent

Changing the face of estate agency. An estate agent that cares about you and ensures they work hard for their fee. Getting you the best price for your home and providing top notch communication along the way!

Are you selling your home? You must use The Good Estate Agent!

by TGEA November 23, 2021

good one

A good one is a sarcastically spoken term used to describe someone that is being/or is a big douche bag, an idiot, a cheater, a liar, a dumbass, or someone that is an outright fuck tard.

"Did you see that guy over there that thinks he's cool , but he only has 2 teeth? "That guy is a freaking good one! I would never date a good one such as that !

by ThebestJV August 28, 2016

Oh good heavens im about to splurge

A thing you say when your about to buss but want to sound like a gentleman.

*Person one nearing their max*
Person one: "Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I said "Oh great heavens I'm about to splurge!"
Person 2:"Wow man thats crazy you sounded like a total gentlemen when you said "Oh good heavens im about to splurge."

by Isator November 14, 2023

Good Charlotte

A band.
That's it.
Fuck off now

Good Charlotte sparks so much arguments on whether they are punk or not, and whether them saying they are punk is satirical or not, good LORD just look at the definitions attacking them (as said by someone who hasn't even listened to GC)...
PS: Benji Madden apparently appeared on a Tonight Alive song that you can only listen to through Vimeo. Hmm.

by 7568ino April 13, 2024

Good Morning and God Bless

It's a beautiful day when you are eating egg salad and drinking hot coffee while taking a shit.

Feeling rushed for work and unable to prepare breakfast in time, John found himself doing a Good Morning and God Bless.

by Viagra_Salad May 25, 2018

took the good with the bad

Basically accepting the negative with the positive - it doesn't take a fucken genius to figure that one out.

wasn't all negative - took the good with the bad.

by Black_Water_ May 19, 2018