december 5th

national give a piggyback day:

if you can, you have to give one of your friends a piggyback ride.

Danny: Hey, get on my back.
Sam: Why?
Danny: It's december 5th.

by xenoverse9 November 29, 2020

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December 1

Kiss a Jackson day

Girl-can I kiss you

Jackson- why
Girl-it’s December 1!

by Rebeccrackhead November 30, 2020

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December

When Jesus Christ was born and we celebrate his birth.

Person 1: Are y'all ready for December?

Person 2: Yes i am very aware it's close to Christmas

by anonymous November 30, 2020

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December 1

Say yes to your girlfriend/boyfriend/best friend for the rest if the day

You: I have to say yes to you for the rest of the day
Gf/bf/bsf: why?
You: is December 1st

by YourLocalMilkStore November 30, 2020

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December 11

Commemoratory date for all the cheating significant others, caught or not.

Let's try and show them love for they do not understand how STDs get transferred

Bro 1: wow, look at that guy, always wondered how he turned out
Bro 2: why what happened to him
Bro 1: He got a december 11th, lost his assets and was homeless for a while. At least he has a groceries shopping cart now

by $&× October 22, 2020

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