Dad Butter

Large pats of butter on any kind of bread. Usually deemed gross to us as children but, somehow is delicious as an adult. Preferably salted butter to appreciate the sweet / savory combination.

Hey, “grab me a piece of toasted bread with some Dad Butter please.”

by Birdy96 August 23, 2021

Amish Peanut Butter

When an amish man/woman shits on a piece of bread

He totally amish peanut buttered his client in the diner

by The lord voldermort January 3, 2024

hudder butter

A small guy that is in love with the most popular girl in the grade.
In the end he ends up getting her but it takes forever for her to realize it.

"He likes Brittney he us such a hudder butter"

by MrsHuntzberger February 22, 2017

Peanut butter

You use peanut butter to get pleasure by putting it on your penis/ vaginalarea and let your cat or dog lick/suck it off :) good luck out there

Peanut butter

by fionalmao September 20, 2019

Porcupine Butter Churner

The act of penetrating another man's rectum while a porcupine quill is inserted into your urethra.

Man that porcupine butter churner we did really tore me up.

by Porcupine butter February 17, 2024

butters

ugly as unattractive insult

your well butters

by 123456789wertdfrt November 16, 2023

doo-doo butters

The act of taking a shit and having the consistency of cold butter a.k.a. extra thick

Trey- Where the hell were you earlier?
Alex- Man, I just went down down doo-doo butters! Dropped a thick ass turd!

by tpoointrey October 16, 2008