Guys With Fries

Something a macho jerkoff says about other men who he's intimidated by. Often these men are better looking and much smarter.

Look at those wankers over there talking to the hot chicks, a bunch of guys with fries.

by HoldMyBeer69 April 21, 2021

guy

A person who when with girls and not others friends is a nice and caring person. But when with his friends is a total different person. They because a person who tries to be cool and fit in. They also when a girl talks to them they try to roast them. But by thenselves and with girls they tend to care about them and what they think.

Guy 1: hey there’s your girlfriend.

Guy 2: hey Ellie

Guy 3: did you hear Ellie got a a+ on her math test because she cheated off of josh(smartest kid in class)
All guys: laughing

Later

Guy 2: hey just wondering how did you do on the math test
Ellie: I completely flunked it. I got a D- on it
Guy 2: oh I’m really sorry I hope you do better on the next one

by Annyomis April 22, 2018

Beret guy

Beret guy is often seen with a terrible haircut. He is known to be rejected by girls in a movie cinema, only to be taken back a week later. If you ever see beret guy, tell him to get a new haircut.

Haha beret guy got rejected again

by Luluand emma October 28, 2019

COLUMBUS GUYS

Introducing Columbus Guys. The douchiest, self absorbed, nastiest dudes you’ll ever meet. Half of all Miami girls want to fuck them just because it’s the hype. Literally any girl, Lourdes girls, st Brendan girls, reef girls, etc... will fuck a guy from Columbus, and by any guy I mean even the ugliest motherfucker you can possibly imagine. On the bright side there are some Columbus guys who are actually really fuckin cool.

Columbus Guys
Girl 1: hey have you seen Jeremy from Columbus?!
Girl 2: the really ugly one?
Girl 1: BRO HES SO FUCKING FINE, I can just see past the ugliness
Girl 2 (normal human): girl ikyfl...

by St Brendan April 26, 2019

Ouchie Guy

A guy that would say ouchie if you push him.

Omg, I just found out Will is an Ouchie Guy and I had to dump him.

by eliesim February 6, 2025

Roy Guy

A rather weird person who always eats anever gains weight and shouts rarrr uncontrolably. He also likes to suck thy cock.Check Check da konnay

'Wow that roy guy boy is so gay he is so thin i think i could pick my teeth with him'

by Your mammas titties March 1, 2009

Arkansas guys

Arkansas guys are clueless when it comes to relationships and are crazy when they hangout with each other. They are most of the time book smart but not smart with life choices. They are strong physically but not so much mentally. But overall they are truly people you want in your life!

You Arkansas guys are crazy.

by Lovely crazy April 20, 2019