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Urban Dictionary

1. A place where people go to find how amazing they are by searching up their names.

2. A place where people go to find racist words.

3. A place where people go to find stupidly sexual things that connect to either foods or words.
John: Hey Joe, did you know that you can go to Urban Dictionary to find out that you and other named Joe are the best humans alive, find words for nigger that aren't commonly used, and find out that a "pineapple" is actually a sex position where a woman has to lic-
Joe: Hey, I'm gonna cut you off there because that sounds incredibly fucking stupid John, get the fuck away from me, you weird piece of shit.
by TheRealDaddyO5 February 9, 2019
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Urban Dictionary

A website that all schools should block for adult/sexual content
Looks Up Dolphin:
The best “Animal” To have sex with”
That ‘s Urban Dictionary
by JoMamaSoFat September 28, 2021
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the urban dictionary

-Stoner: Hey man, want to go onto the urban dictionary?
-Alcoholic: Hell yes.
by stop_moition_man March 16, 2021
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Urban Dictionary

A site full of assholes that reject your ideas about legitimate street terms. Used as an insult
by UrbanDictionaryBlowsDonkeyToes October 30, 2009
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Urban Dictionary

A pretty funny website that gives slang definitions of words, useful for finding out what words mean in real English.
I wonder what picture means....
*googles picture*
Formal dictionary: An impression of something formed from an account or description.
You: What the fuck is that supposed to mean
*Looks on urban dictionary*
"An image that's been taken form a camera and printed out or viewed digitally.
You: Ohh that makes sense.... somebody should rape that other gay dictionary
by Yo Mama 694201738 August 20, 2017
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Urban Dictionary

the place that was founded upon a great idea but suddenly a wave of perverts entered the world and started making meanings that didn’t exist and the majority were very sexual. the majority of sexual meanings you find on here are false.
Bro: you notice how urban dictionary was ruined?
Bro 2: yeah
by Motena September 11, 2022
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Urban dictionary

A website where 95% of all definitions have to include something sexual

The website is just a "slang word" dictionary..... well almost
guy1: hows the browsing of urban dictionary been?
guy2: weird. everything in the website has to include sexual things
by Sebastian294 March 20, 2021
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