National Slap Ass Day

Everyone slap ass no complaints

February 11th is national slap ass day

by Annoying orange February 10, 2020

National Send Nudes Day

April 21st is the day you send nudes to someone you feel comfortable with.

- oh nice its April 21st, thats National Send Nudes Day

by Plingu_07 April 20, 2019

National Lying Bitch Day

EVERYDAY OF THE FUCKING YEAR (including: leap year, bitches don't take a day off)

Friend Jared : "Hey did you know today is National Lying Bitch Day, that must be why your wife got DP while she was at the "park with the kids"."
Friend David: "Fuck you Jared, every day is National Lying Bitch Day"

by FBGMTGMBAM March 5, 2022

National Two PonyTail Day

When August 11 where two ponytails with edges

I’m gonna wear two ponytails For National two Ponytail Day

by marnitra27 August 8, 2019

National suck dick day

National suck dick day is on October 17th so suck that dick!

It’s October 17th you know what that means, it’s national suck dick day

by Keeprunninlikeforest October 17, 2019

national happy puppies day

national happy puppies day is on april 15th don’t forget to comment happy puppies on every post you see

yo! did you see emma comment happy puppies on jason’s post for national happy puppies day?

by uheggo April 3, 2021

National short people throw

On October 28 You can pick up and throw anyone who’s under 5’4 with no permission needed

Hey it’s national short people throw day lets throw them

by The cuh October 27, 2021