no gay may

A month (may) where all gay people must be straight for a month. Only straight porn, only straight relationships etc.

Person 1: *is gay*
Person 2: u failed no gay may

by yeetz72 May 28, 2022

selectively gay

when you only suck dick sometimes

Gus is selectively gay, he only takes it up the ass when he wants to

by illmakeuhowellbitch February 5, 2018

when is it gay

It's only gay when you don't orgasm on the other person's genitals

Steve: You guys had sex? I didn't know you were gay. Larry: Dude, it's not gay, we came on each other's dicks! Steve: Oh, okay then, well when is it gay? Larry: Every other time that doesn't happen.

by TimeToGetCreative April 17, 2018

Gay Blackout

When you zone out while typing and end up typing “I love Insert gender here., usually same to the gender of the person typing

Cabby: I fucking love women
Cabby: .... Wait I didn’t mean to type that.

Test Tube: There goes Cabby again, with another Gay Blackout.

by Comical_Cabby July 28, 2022

gay premium

Bascly LGBTQ+

Kid: What is the digffrence between lgbtq and lgbtq+ ,is it gay premium or sum?

by DaBaby sussy amogus school May 26, 2021

Parental Gay

A recessive gene passed down through your parents that make you big triple gay.

"I cant date you... My parents gave me the Parental Gay gene"

by Anita Dickk May 12, 2019

portable gay

The act of gay sex in a public bathroom.

"I just had the best portable gay of my life"

by Consuela De Maria March 11, 2017