When you’re going to have a lady friend over so you shave your booty hole (just in case) but the 5 ‘o clock shadow hits so she eats those prickly cheeks
Her: “Ouch!”
Him: “What’s wrong babe”
Her: “When was the last time you shaved your booty hole?”
Him: “Why?”
Her: “Cause your cactus cakes nearly cut my tongue”
Him: “What’s wrong babe”
Her: “When was the last time you shaved your booty hole?”
Him: “Why?”
Her: “Cause your cactus cakes nearly cut my tongue”
by Ddoggydog December 6, 2020
Get the cactus cakemug. (adjective) Normally used to describe the snow or weather conditions on a ski mountain when they become stormy, windy, icy, extremely cold or otherwise particularly difficult. Used by snowboarders and some skiiers. Linguists studying the term have concluded that it likely originated in the Sierra Nevada Mountain Range ski towns during late 2007 towards the end of the Hummer H2 age and was primarily used by resort industry instructors at June Mountain, California.
by Stan Wilkinson May 17, 2008
Get the gnarley cakesmug. by bongusdongus July 29, 2022
Get the Spider-man birthday cakemug. Used to describe a particular type of gay male. The ones who bleach / hair straighten / spike / toni&guy their hair to the point they just look silly.
Often used by gay males who have normal hair, there by creating a minority within a minority.
Often used by gay males who have normal hair, there by creating a minority within a minority.
Homosexual number 1 - "Check out that chicken in the Diesel shirt with the hot arms!"
Homosexual number 2 - "Yeah but he's all 'cake on head' he looks like a muppet."
Homosexual number 2 - "Yeah but he's all 'cake on head' he looks like a muppet."
by keeks August 26, 2005
Get the cake on headmug. Kanye West is such a qui cake...like who would vote for him for president.
That fuckboy is just using me, what a qui cake!
That fuckboy is just using me, what a qui cake!
by Quicake98mAs August 9, 2016
Get the qui cakemug. A strange alternative way for people to say happy birthday. Typically used by people who are strange
by Suzpqi March 30, 2024
Get the cake and candlesmug. 