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Poop is the same shit that amogus

Michael: dude i like drinking your piss
Jake: dude stop just stop
Michel: no lol
Jake: *reads dipper goes to taco bell*
fuck i wrote the example in the definition
my brain is poop
by skippythetoiletfan November 6, 2021
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Poop Whistle

A type whistle crafted using fresh, moist feces.
Every time I blow this poop whistle, bits of poop and slop spray out of the end.
by Master P’s Theater February 20, 2024
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Poop

A mundane and smelly thing... Unless it's outside of a toilet... In which case, it's fucking hilarious!
Hym "Everybody is laughing AT Amber for pooping in the bed but I'm over here laughing WITH her.... Because that shit is fucking hilarious! Hahahahaha!!!"

Iam "I feel bad about the Depp thing now though..."

Hym "Hahaha! We were illustrating a point about how inflammatory statements are blatantly ignored when they're coming from one side of the political aisle. Our point still stands! Hahahaha!!"

Iam "Well...."

Hym "We can't feel bad about everything all the time. 🤷"

Iam "I know but still..."

Hym "THERE'S A DOODIE OUTSIDE OF THE TOILET!! Come on! That's not where DOODIE goes! That's what makes it fucking hilarious! Hahahahaha!!!"

Iam "..... You're so childish..."

Hym "HOW AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO FINDS THIS HILARIOUS!?!?"
by Hym Iam May 2, 2022
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Poop Dungeon

1. A disastrously mismanaged bathroom, bedroom, or living space where entropy has won so completely that the environment becomes its own hostile ecosystem.
Think: the point at which filth stops being “a mess” and starts becoming a location.
A realm.
A biome.

2. Symbolically, a psychic basement—the part of your inner architecture where unprocessed junk, shame, impulses, and neglected patterns accumulate until they form a little subterranean kingdom of their own.
A shadow-realm made of everything you avoid.
A personal underworld built from the things you refuse to clean up.
“Dude, I opened my roommate’s door and realized he’s been living in a full-blown poop dungeon — that place has its own climate.”

“Therapy didn’t get hard until I had to open the mental poop dungeon I’d been avoiding for years.”
by Pepe Xépe November 23, 2025
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poop maxing

trying to take the worlds biggest shit every shit

eating nothing but fibrous meals and holding your bowel movements in until you physically cant
yeah bro i've been poop maxing recently
by dodgeramowner March 20, 2024
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Monkey poop

This is an insult by every 3 year old when you don’t let them eat the shit in the toilet
Person 1: it’s mine!
Person 2: no it’s mine
Person 1: fudge you you monkey poop
by Master oogway is daddy May 24, 2022
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The Poop Shits

A form of explosive diarrhoea so powerful it by far exceeds simply taking a poop, or having “the shits”. Typically experienced by individuals who suffer from irritable bowel syndrome (IBS).
Amy: Jim, why did you eat all that spicy food? You know what it does to you.
Jim *Sprinting to toilet* I got the poop shits!
by JW93 July 21, 2024
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