Illegally Black

A black person who acts like or thinks that they are a white person.

Ray (black): How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb?

Bill (white): How Many?
Dick (white): How Many?

Ray (black): None, They’ll Have a Nigger Do it!

Bill (white): Ha Ha Ha
Dick (white): Ha Ha Ha

Bill (white): Hey Dick, He's Illegally Black!

by Black jr May 20, 2010

black shed

Any inner-city White Castle.

All da brothas go hang out at the black shed after midnight.

by staccato brainstem February 12, 2005

Black frost

The words shouted when you knee, kick, punch, slap, pull or grab a males balls.

Person 1: So Felix said to be he was gonna eat my monkey..
Person 2: Naaah blud, your gonna have to bang him like init.. we shou...
Person 3: BLACK FROST *Punches in balls*

by i live in your mum December 23, 2008

black betty

the black breathalyzer box installed in a vehicle after multiple DUI's

She has a black betty so she has to take an uber from the bar tonight.

by itsbetsyh August 13, 2015

Black Fart Matter

A political movement with the intent to spread the word that black farts matter.

I'm at a Black Fart Matter protest hope I don't get shot.

by Cheddar Goldfish123 February 14, 2021

black groundhog day

Jan 16th Martin Luther King Day
The Black Groundhog always sleeps in and we get stuck with six more weeks of black history

Lotta folks visiting at the detention center on Black Groundhog Day, way more than Father's Day

by 8peyote January 14, 2017

All Blacks

Bunch of repressed homosexuals who play the most latently homoerotic, boring and therefore, shittest game ever 'invented' (i.e shat out by Satan himself) Rugby Union. Revered and treated as Gods by the New Zealanders, which is testament to how stupid New Zealanders actually are. An IQ of a retard is a prerequisite to be an All Black. Perform a ridiculous savage dance known as the 'haka' and mistake opponents and foreigners laughter and mockery of it as respect and deference. Over-indulged, preening pussies who choke whenever put under any pressure. Makes one asamed to be a new Zealander

"I thought they were supposed to win the world cup"

"no they choked, of course they did, they're the All Blacks"

Canadian bacpacker 1 "check out those fags over on that playing field"

Canadian backpacker 2 "dude I think that's the All Blacks

by mrlaperouse April 15, 2011